Agent zéro zéro

Leslie Nielsen

Dick Steele

Nicollette Sheridan

Veronique Ukrinsky

Charles Durning

The Director

Marcia Gay Harden

Miss Cheevus

Barry Bostwick

Norman Coleman

Andy Griffith

General Rancor

Stephanie Romanov

Victoria / Barbara Dahl

Talisa Soto

Desiree More

Robert Guillaume

Agent Steve Bishop

Carl Ciarfalio

Thug #1

Keith Campbell

Thug #2

Esau McKnight

Skippy, Warrior on Cell Phone

Taylor Negron

Painter

'Weird Al' Yankovic

Himself

Alex Trebek

Agency Tape Recorder (voix)

Mr. T

Helicopter Pilot

Ray Charles

Busdriver

Joyce Brothers

Steele's Tag Team Member

Hulk Hogan

Steele's Other Tag Team Member

Pat Morita

Brian, Waiter in Restaurant

Elizabeth Kaitan

Helicopter Ticket Agent

Alexandra Paul

Woman in Murphy Bed

Michael Berryman

Bus Patron with Oxygen Mask

Eddie Deezen

Rancor Guard Who Gets Spit On

John Kassir

Rancor Guard at Intercom

John Ales

Kabul

Elya Baskin

Professor Ukrinsky

Mason Gamble

McCluckey

Carlos Lauchu

Slice

Roger Clinton, Jr.

Agent Clinton

Robert Culp

Businessman

Fabio

Fabio

Curtis Armstrong

Pastry Chef

Clyde Kusatsu

Noggin

Diane Klimaszewski

Twin #1

Elaine Klimaszewski

Twin #2

Tina Arning

Dancer

Rick Cramer

Heimlich, Rancor Terrorist

Brad Garrett

Short Rancor Guard (voix)

Kelly Lange

Kelly Lange

Thuy Trang

Manicurist

Austin Kottke

Boy with Balloons

Reid Worthington

Balloon-Popping Boy