I Hate Kids

Tom Everett Scott

Nick Pearson

Tituss Burgess

The Amazing Fabular

Julian Feder

Mason

Rachel Boston

Sydney Bartlett

Rhea Seehorn

Kelly

Andrew Bowen

Richard

Julie Ann Emery

Joanna

Maria de Lourdes Severny

Carla Intinoli

Emily De Margheriti

Daisy

Chris Levine

Winifred 'Winny'/Freddy

Marisa Tomei

Christine Hurley

Beth Riesgraf

Schyler Cross

Arden Myrin

Janice Bodicker

Ray Abruzzo

Walter

Bryan Batt

Reverend McGooley

Joyce Bulifant

Betty Bartlett

Roger Perry

Phil Bartlett

Nathan Arenas

Frankie

Michael McHale

Deejay

Lewie Bartone

Chaz

Johnny Visotcky

Jimmy

Bo Foxworth

Dad

Patrice Barrie

Old Annie

Jeris Poindexter

Attendant

Rico E. Anderson

CHP Officer

Daisy Traina

Karate Girl

David Loden

Delivery Room Doctor

Tiffany Yvonne Cox

Delivery Room Nurse #1

Mary Hollis Inboden

Delivery Room Nurse #2

Todd Traina

Psychic #1

Kimberly Blair

Psychic #2

Rachel McHale

Psychic #3

John Landis

Psychic #4

Olivia Levine

Psychic #5

Ben Begley

Security Guard