Ike Barinholtz
Dane Cook Look-a-Like / Bond Villain / Prophet
Jim Piddock
Loyalist / Simon Cowell Look-A-Like
Nicole Parker
Paula Abdul Look-A-Like / Britney Spears Look-A-Like / Ellen DeGeneres Look-A-Like / Hunchback Paris Hilton
Crista Flanagan
Spartan Woman / Ugly Betty Look-A-Like
Emily Wilson
Lindsay Lohan Look-A-Like
Tiffany Claus
Angelina Jolie Look-A-Like
Jim Nieb
President Bush Look-A-Like
Nate Haden
Ryan Seacrest Look-A-Like
Jessica Heap
Spartan Woman's Friend (non-crédité)
Tim Connolly
Spartan Soldier (non-crédité)