The Hippopotamus

Roger Allam

Ted Wallace

Matthew Modine

Michael Logan

Tim McInnerny

Oliver Mills

Emily Berrington

Jane Swann

Fiona Shaw

Anne Logan

Geraldine Somerville

Rebecca Logan

Tommy Knight

David Logan

John Standing

Podmore

Sebastian Croft

Young David Logan

Daniel Eghan

News reporter

Benedict Taylor

Chauffeur

Richard Glover

Nigel Ogden

Russell Tovey

Rupert Keynes

Dean Ridge

Simon Logan

Deborah Rock

Mourner

Paul Bown

Roddy

Thaila Zucchi

Mrs. Vance the Cook

Scott Chambers

Roman Wallace

Jo Wheatley

Theatre goer

Adam Lezemore

Chat Show Audience Member

Emma Curtis

Clara Richmonde

Adrian Klein

Demetrius

Rod Glenn

Bassianus

Claire Ashton

Mourner

Issy van Randwyck

Priest

Emma West

Dr. Eve Fraser

Bruno Enrique

Assistant Director

A.k. Steppa

Supporting Artist (as A.K. Steppn)

Ruth Shaw

Mourner

Jade Clarke

Theatre Goer

Mick Slaney

Mourner

Tim Charles

Saturninus

Lyne Renee

Valerie Richmonde